freightcars: (Default)
ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ([personal profile] freightcars) wrote2018-06-20 01:47 pm
Entry tags:

ic contact; duplicity




Text | Voice | Video | Picture
please specify type and date in subject line.
"We're sorry, you have dialed a number which cannot be reached. Please leave a message after the tone. When you are satisfied with your message, hang up or press star for more options."
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|FORTY  NINE.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
glad you see the error of your ways, now shape up.

Yeah, it'll be right next to the part where Jonathan pulls a knife on David in a dark alley.

his and jack's first meeting went great and it was everyone's fault but steve's.

If we had a Bible here I'd make you read Samuels 1 and 2 so you'd have context but even then you wouldn't read it, you heathen.
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|FORTY  EIGHT.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Pal, if Sister Mary Catherine couldn't smack the sin outta you in 1933, sure as shit no one's gonna do it now.

which is why you're his favourite, jerk.
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|ELEVEN.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
hrgh joking about the winter soldier. this is fine. steve's fine with this. it's a very funny topic that we can definitely make light of.

Who needs to assassinate people when you can guilt them instead.

hah ha... ha?
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|SIXTY  TWO.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
no one's allowed to joke about it because it's not funny.

I'm not about to break a hip, if that's what you're asking.

he knows it isn't.
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|THIRTY  TWO.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I need you and Natasha to never talk about this.

steve's life is flashing before his life t b h.
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|SEVENTEEN.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
......

Buck, all I meant is she's been trying to set me up with girls from SHIELD for months. The two of you wingmanning me together would be a monster.

breathe, bucko, everything's gonna be okay.
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|FORTY  FOUR.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
hrrrrrgh. okay, but he's only mentioning this because you're being so serious.

My bracelet hasn't come off yet. I answered "no" to their little questionnaire, I have to abstain for a while. Entirely.

which, like, he's a virgin, he wouldn't be too bothered, except bucky's gonna freak out in three... two...
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|TEN.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The bracelet wasn't specific.

It says 'rage'.


what with how he's already pissed just in general and apparently the bracelets magnify the traits they read.......
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|THIRTY  EIGHT.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, fuck you too, pal.

shut up!!!!

She might. I'll ask when we're closer to the wire.
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|TWELVE.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
My mother's dead, so no.

#my parents are DEAD.

No. I can control myself.

there's only ever been one moment in steve's stupidly long life where he hit someone out of uncontrollable rage, and it hardly counted, because it was zola and he was a computer. so.
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|SIXTY.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a charter member, my ma's been dead longer than yours.

he loves you sarah!!!!
ex_serum683: SHITHOUSE (✪|FIFTY  SIX.)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 2018-10-04 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You ever think the war fucked us up

they did not joke like this in 1942 i tell you what

(no subject)

[personal profile] ex_serum683 - 2018-10-11 02:31 (UTC) - Expand