ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ (
freightcars) wrote2018-06-20 01:47 pm
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Yeah, it'll be right next to the part where Jonathan pulls a knife on David in a dark alley.
❰ his and jack's first meeting went great and it was everyone's fault but steve's. ❱
If we had a Bible here I'd make you read Samuels 1 and 2 so you'd have context but even then you wouldn't read it, you heathen.
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If it makes you feel any better I'm sure I can find someone to flog the sin outta me, I've seen like 6 guys doing it since breakfast.
One was AT breakfast.
Really must've pissed off those eggs I guess
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❰ which is why you're his favourite, jerk. ❱
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[ Might have given him a few less than appropriate thoughts about nuns too, but he'll spare Steve's delicate catholic sensibilities. ]
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Who needs to assassinate people when you can guilt them instead.
❰ hah ha... ha? ❱
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If anyone's allowed to joke about it, after all... ]
She made me feel a lot of things, but guilty wasn't one of them.
Speaking of which.
Three times a month. You gonna be able to pull that off?
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I'm not about to break a hip, if that's what you're asking.
❰ he knows it isn't. ❱
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I'm just saying, whatever it takes to keep you outta that center.
If you need a wingman or something, just.
Whatever it takes.
[ His one true unfaltering goal here. ]
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❰ steve's life is flashing before his life t b h. ❱
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This whole city is god damn weird, it's an awkward nightmare, there's nothing good about it.
And things between us
Aren't all there yet
I get it.
I'm not trying to
I know it's not any of my business, who you sleep with. I'm not asking for anything you don't wanna share. Sleep with her, sleep with TJ, sleep with a god damn stranger, I don't care as long as you don't get hauled into that place.
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Buck, all I meant is she's been trying to set me up with girls from SHIELD for months. The two of you wingmanning me together would be a monster.
❰ breathe, bucko, everything's gonna be okay. ❱
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The stakes are a little bit higher here than they were on date nights in DC, Steve.
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My bracelet hasn't come off yet. I answered "no" to their little questionnaire, I have to abstain for a while. Entirely.
❰ which, like, he's a virgin, he wouldn't be too bothered, except bucky's gonna freak out in three... two... ❱
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On the bright side, his freak-out is internal. He's in problem-solving mode. Tactical solutions. Strategy. ]
Any idea how long a 'while' is? What your time frame's gonna look like to get them in?
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It says 'rage'.
❰ what with how he's already pissed just in general and apparently the bracelets magnify the traits they read....... ❱
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[ Sorry pal. ]
You need a contingency plan. Worst case scenario, if it's down to the wire. I feel bad even suggesting, but
You think Natasha might?
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❰ shut up!!!! ❱
She might. I'll ask when we're closer to the wire.
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Don't guess you know how bad the rage is likely to get either, do you?
You think you might need someone there, in case?
[ Of, you know, like a Hulk situation. If Steve loses it on a civilian it's a fatal accident. ]
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❰ #my parents are DEAD. ❱
No. I can control myself.
❰ there's only ever been one moment in steve's stupidly long life where he hit someone out of uncontrollable rage, and it hardly counted, because it was zola and he was a computer. so. ❱
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[ He's immune to the dead family guilt, but nice try. ]
Okay.
If it gets too bad, let me know.
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❰ he loves you sarah!!!! ❱
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I've got three dead sisters
Quantity over duration.
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❰ they did not joke like this in 1942 i tell you what ❱
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