ic contact; duplicity

[freightcars]

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[sizeofyourbaggage]

[ sent from Sam's number, this text comes with this photo attached. ]

that wasn't an exaggeration
they're literal buckets
we can go down to the beach and see who can build the most structurally sound sandcastle after this

[freightcars]

first of all
this is god damn adorable
second of all, I don't know if you were inviting me or not but after seeing those I'm absolutely coming

and yeah, I'm definitely knocking over your sandcastle.

[sizeofyourbaggage]

[ Sam does a double take at the number - goddamn, he hadn't thought he was that drunk - but you know what, whatever, he's rolling with it. ]

I am now
but you're setting yourself up for getting called buckets for a while


and you sound like you stepped right out of a 1960s beach party movie
are you gonna challenge me to a surfing contest next

[freightcars]

yeah, that's been a thing for a while

[ Thanks, Jack. ]

hundred bucks says I could out-surf you

[sizeofyourbaggage]

[ God bless Jack, honestly, Sam loves that guy. ]

such a beach bully, man
I'm very tempted
but I'm pretty sure you'd just sink
and then I wouldn't have my hundred bucks and I'd have to deal with your cranky subs
and Jack
I can't make Jack sad