I'm open to suggestions.

( Take the wheel, Captain. He still only has a small handful of places he visits around here. Hasn't had enough time yet to branch out. )

But I'll go ahead and do you and your coin purse a favor: I could chug the bottles and it wouldn't do the trick.

( Trust him, he tried. Practically drank half the Tequila in Mexico once, not even a dent. )